so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
