sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Two words: blizzard sex
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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