Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Randomize
