she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
And then he peed in my hair
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