Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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