scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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