time to smoke my breakfast
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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