They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
How external is "for external use only"?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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