It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm passing your future prison.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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