Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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