we're blogging at a bar
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just tell him i said nine months
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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