You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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