ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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