She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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