he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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