So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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