this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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