I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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