I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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