do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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