I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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