The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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