i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
