I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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