Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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