did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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