Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
my liver is dry heaving
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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