Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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