This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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