The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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