I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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