So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
