its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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