His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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