WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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