I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs