what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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