Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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