So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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