YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So much Jack, so little girl.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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