I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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