She's JV to your varsity
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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