and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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