When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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