you would pick up someone in the library
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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