just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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