i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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