No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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