there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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