she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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