We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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