hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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