Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
either way he was missing a nipple.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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