I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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It was confusing and full of hummus
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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