it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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