Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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